pasithea

OMG Judge Vaughn Walker ruling on the prop 8 case IS GAY!!!!!

Now he couldn't POSSIBLY make an unbiased ruling!

I mean that's ridiculous! It's like suggesting a black man could make an unbiased ruling about interracial marriage.

EVERYONE knows that only heterosexual conservative white christian males are the _ONLY_ truly UNBIASED group in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!

Take it away FOX NEWS! Come'on EVERYBODY!!!

Only the Right is right!
Only straights can set you straight!
Don't even MEN-tion those who aren't men!
If they're not Christian, they must be full of sin!
Because only the Right is Right!
And only a straight can set you straight!
If you're a woman, faggot or a jew!
Forget about it! You're wrong!!! No matter WHAT you do!
Because only the Right is Right!
You need a straight to SET YOU STRAIGHT!

A few more lyrics and I think I have a shot at selling it to the GOP for their 2012 National Convention.

You know. If Jesus himself were ruling in this case, they'd throw a hissy fit and quickly point out he's some faggy long-haired hippy middle-easterner who spent most of his life hanging out in seclusion with a bunch of guys... Not to mention that he was probably incredibly limp-wristed after having nails pounded through his wrists.

Seriously. Anyone want to start a proposition in California granting people the right to take right-wingers, put them over your knee, and give them a good paddling any time they throw a childish temper tantrum? I think it'd make the world a lot better place.