EEK TEH GEHY!
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pasitheaOMG Judge Vaughn Walker ruling on the prop 8 case IS GAY!!!!!
Now he couldn't POSSIBLY make an unbiased ruling!
I mean that's ridiculous! It's like suggesting a black man could make an unbiased ruling about interracial marriage.
EVERYONE knows that only heterosexual conservative white christian males are the _ONLY_ truly UNBIASED group in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!
Take it away FOX NEWS! Come'on EVERYBODY!!!
A few more lyrics and I think I have a shot at selling it to the GOP for their 2012 National Convention.
You know. If Jesus himself were ruling in this case, they'd throw a hissy fit and quickly point out he's some faggy long-haired hippy middle-easterner who spent most of his life hanging out in seclusion with a bunch of guys... Not to mention that he was probably incredibly limp-wristed after having nails pounded through his wrists.
Seriously. Anyone want to start a proposition in California granting people the right to take right-wingers, put them over your knee, and give them a good paddling any time they throw a childish temper tantrum? I think it'd make the world a lot better place.
Now he couldn't POSSIBLY make an unbiased ruling!
I mean that's ridiculous! It's like suggesting a black man could make an unbiased ruling about interracial marriage.
EVERYONE knows that only heterosexual conservative white christian males are the _ONLY_ truly UNBIASED group in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!
Take it away FOX NEWS! Come'on EVERYBODY!!!
Only the Right is right!
Only straights can set you straight!
Don't even MEN-tion those who aren't men!
If they're not Christian, they must be full of sin!
Because only the Right is Right!
And only a straight can set you straight!
If you're a woman, faggot or a jew!
Forget about it! You're wrong!!! No matter WHAT you do!
Because only the Right is Right!
You need a straight to SET YOU STRAIGHT!
A few more lyrics and I think I have a shot at selling it to the GOP for their 2012 National Convention.
You know. If Jesus himself were ruling in this case, they'd throw a hissy fit and quickly point out he's some faggy long-haired hippy middle-easterner who spent most of his life hanging out in seclusion with a bunch of guys... Not to mention that he was probably incredibly limp-wristed after having nails pounded through his wrists.
Seriously. Anyone want to start a proposition in California granting people the right to take right-wingers, put them over your knee, and give them a good paddling any time they throw a childish temper tantrum? I think it'd make the world a lot better place.
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Date: 2010-02-10 07:33 pm (UTC)Convert! (Duddle-lo-dah-dahdah!)
Convert! (Duddle-lo-dah-dahdah!)
Convert the Godless heathens! Convert! (Duddle-lo-dah-dahdah!)
Come gather 'round and take a sword.
We'll spread the message of the Lord.
Don't feel that killing is a sin.
It's all right if you kill for Him.
Read your Bible and you'll see
There's nothing contradictory.
It's holy, anything we do.
The Lord says what I tell Him to.
Convert! (Duddle-lo-dah-dahdah!)
Convert! (Duddle-lo-dah-dahdah!)
Convert the Godless heathens! Convert! (Duddle-lo-dah-dahdah!)
If you're a woman or a Jew
There's one place that we'll send you to.
And if you say that you don't care
You won't mind if we send you there.
I can't help you, it's not my role
To purify your heathen soul
But my meat-axe and bat of wood
Can do it better than I could.
Convert! (Duddle-lo-dah-dahdah!
Convert! (Duddle-lo-dah-dahdah!)
Convert the Godless heathens! Convert! (Duddle-lo-dah-dahdah!)
Take it Benny! (Extended guitar solo)
Don't give me all this new-age crap
'Bout mystic runes and holy sap.
The only thing that God respects
Are heathen bones around our neck.
So let's go out and kill them all
So when they reach Our Father's hall
And when they burn in Heaven's light
They'll know, at last, that we were right!
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Date: 2010-02-10 08:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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