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pasitheaHey guys,
You can stop being assholes now. The rapture was yesterday and if you're reading this, you didn't make the cut. You really should probably have paid more attention to that Jesus guy or something.
But hey, look at it this way. Now you've got what? A thousand years to figure out how to do it right. So... Hey. First thing: Chill out and relax. Grab a HellBeer. Nobody likes uptight eternally damned. 'kay?
Hm? Oh! Me? I'm still here because I felt like hanging around. J-man is a pretty decent guy but I don't feel like crashing on his couch for all eternity just yet.
Anyhow. Seriously, I mean it. If you missed the boat yesterday, you probably need to be doing something different. Turn off the TV for a while and think about it.
You can stop being assholes now. The rapture was yesterday and if you're reading this, you didn't make the cut. You really should probably have paid more attention to that Jesus guy or something.
But hey, look at it this way. Now you've got what? A thousand years to figure out how to do it right. So... Hey. First thing: Chill out and relax. Grab a HellBeer. Nobody likes uptight eternally damned. 'kay?
Hm? Oh! Me? I'm still here because I felt like hanging around. J-man is a pretty decent guy but I don't feel like crashing on his couch for all eternity just yet.
Anyhow. Seriously, I mean it. If you missed the boat yesterday, you probably need to be doing something different. Turn off the TV for a while and think about it.
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Date: 2009-09-23 10:30 pm (UTC)