Stupid tasteless pun, but I give in. I'm going to say it.
On the way to work, I pass a sign that says, "Nipa Sheth, Dentist" and I always think, "You know.. with that name, he should have gone into circumcisions.
... that is, in fact, horrible. Thank you. There is a local dentist up here, named Diane Savage, DDS. yes, you to can go to Doc Savage for a teeth cleaning.
That pun must have been sitting in your brain like a splinter until you typed it out. It's just too good, too easy. I understand. One day I may be able to figure out a way to reconcile and completely forgive you for it.
A man walks into a shop and asks to get his watch fixed. "Naw, I can't do that," the guy behind the counter replies. "Well, would you be able to sell me a new watch?" the customer asks. "Naw. Can't sell you any parts."
The customer says, "Yeah, but your shop window is full of watches. What's wrong with you?"
And the guy behind the counter says, "I'm a mohel [guy who does circumcisions]. What am I supposed to hang in my shop window?"
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Date: 2008-10-20 06:40 pm (UTC)that is, in fact, horrible.
Thank you.
There is a local dentist up here, named Diane Savage, DDS.
yes, you to can go to Doc Savage for a teeth cleaning.
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Date: 2008-10-20 07:14 pm (UTC)which has the names, "Payne and Slaughter"...
Slaughter is a pretty horrible last name really. I can't think of any profession where it'd be good outside the military or pro-wrestling.
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Date: 2008-10-21 01:19 am (UTC)after my favorite childhood dentist retired, he was replaced by dr. hearten-greaven.
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Date: 2008-10-20 07:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-20 07:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-20 08:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-20 08:51 pm (UTC)A man walks into a shop and asks to get his watch fixed. "Naw, I can't do that," the guy behind the counter replies. "Well, would you be able to sell me a new watch?" the customer asks. "Naw. Can't sell you any parts."
The customer says, "Yeah, but your shop window is full of watches. What's wrong with you?"
And the guy behind the counter says, "I'm a mohel [guy who does circumcisions]. What am I supposed to hang in my shop window?"
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Date: 2008-10-20 09:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-21 12:50 am (UTC)"No, it's mushroom."
"Then why did he make a noise like a chicken?"
"Because he can't do a mushroom."