Stupid tasteless pun, but I give in. I'm going to say it.
On the way to work, I pass a sign that says, "Nipa Sheth, Dentist" and I always think, "You know.. with that name, he should have gone into circumcisions.
A man walks into a shop and asks to get his watch fixed. "Naw, I can't do that," the guy behind the counter replies. "Well, would you be able to sell me a new watch?" the customer asks. "Naw. Can't sell you any parts."
The customer says, "Yeah, but your shop window is full of watches. What's wrong with you?"
And the guy behind the counter says, "I'm a mohel [guy who does circumcisions]. What am I supposed to hang in my shop window?"
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Date: 2008-10-20 08:51 pm (UTC)A man walks into a shop and asks to get his watch fixed. "Naw, I can't do that," the guy behind the counter replies. "Well, would you be able to sell me a new watch?" the customer asks. "Naw. Can't sell you any parts."
The customer says, "Yeah, but your shop window is full of watches. What's wrong with you?"
And the guy behind the counter says, "I'm a mohel [guy who does circumcisions]. What am I supposed to hang in my shop window?"
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Date: 2008-10-20 09:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-21 12:50 am (UTC)"No, it's mushroom."
"Then why did he make a noise like a chicken?"
"Because he can't do a mushroom."