Zombies

[pasithea]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

1) Flail. Definitely. Hard to break, easy to use, shatters bones. Swords will go dull, possibly break or fail to cut through dried leathery skin. Guns run out of bullets. Maces have less inertia. Yeah. Definitely flail. Quarter staff in a pinch.

2) Something totally inappropriate to the situation to give it a really odd vibe. Maybe Tiny Tim singing 'Tiptoe through the Tulips' or something like that.

3) Count Dracula. Better to be an eternally beautiful vampire with my mind intact and superhuman strength to rip the zombies apart than to be a mindless zombie. And if there's zombies in the world, why not vampires? Though I'd settle for Merlin or anyone with a starship.

Comments

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

See, I was going to pick a gun initially myself. A mall here in Arizona always contains a goddamned armory of firearms and ammunition in the form of "sporting goods" stores, but I'm not sure it's like that everywhere. If I was in a mall here in AZ I'd agree with your decision to go for a shotgun.

[murrypurryfurry.livejournal.com]

The sort of stuff they sell in our "Sporting goods" Stores would have us believe that the Red Army were all just a bunch of outdoorsmen.

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

Yes, it must have been a hell of a game for a bunch of "sportsmen" to defeat the Tzar!