Let's meet at the Dragon's Piss Bar tomorrow at noon

[pasithea]

NooooOOooo!

Gary Gygax has died. Crap! Quick. Let's assemble a party and raid his fortress while it's in chaos.

I have a cursed -2 dagger of dullness and leather armor. Who's with me?

Comments

[cargoweasel.livejournal.com]

His hand and eye are extremely powerful artifacts!

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

I'll take his whole head! I'm sure that's a powerful artifact!

[lediva.livejournal.com]

Undoubtedly! But legends say it is kept within the bowels of a fearsome creature known as... The Gazebo!

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

I waste it with my crossbow!

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

His hand is an extremely campy artifact. I'm sure it produced the Wand of Wonder.

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

My mind went to bad, bad places with that comment.