Let's meet at the Dragon's Piss Bar tomorrow at noon

[pasithea]

NooooOOooo!

Gary Gygax has died. Crap! Quick. Let's assemble a party and raid his fortress while it's in chaos.

I have a cursed -2 dagger of dullness and leather armor. Who's with me?

Comments

[cargoweasel.livejournal.com]

His hand and eye are extremely powerful artifacts!

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

I'll take his whole head! I'm sure that's a powerful artifact!

[lediva.livejournal.com]

Undoubtedly! But legends say it is kept within the bowels of a fearsome creature known as... The Gazebo!

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

I waste it with my crossbow!

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

His hand is an extremely campy artifact. I'm sure it produced the Wand of Wonder.

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

My mind went to bad, bad places with that comment.

[paka.livejournal.com]

I can only assume that the funeral will be delayed until people can complete the 100' anti-gravity poisoned-spiked-ceiling trap, and hire contractors to just sit around the place waiting for adventurers to bump. I'll bring the Oatcakes of the Dwarf Lords.

Seriously though. The man had a profound impact on pretty much all of our lives. I'd like to think that, having seen his creation inspire literally millions of things, he left on a triumphant note.

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

I'd be there, but I keep rolling god's eyes and being sent to Rhode Island.

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

I've never even played D&D, though I do know him as the creator of dozens of monsters I've heard of from people who have.

[rigelkitty.livejournal.com]

I've got a +6 bastard sword vs giant emus...

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

A bastard sword? Are you saying its mother was easy to swing?

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

I have a +12 enchanted vorpal silver uncursed sword from, uh, my previous adventure! And I'm carrying 2.3 million gold pieces.