Napoleon Swinemite

[pasithea]

Blah. Stuff like this is why I hate big powerful corporations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YktZkyx4wtM

Oh wow Bill! You can hire an actor for your personal lame masturbatory thing. Yay you! I bet you have a RealDoll that looks like Janet from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem too, don't you. DON'T YOU!

Ugh. If you're going to script schlock like this for yourself, at LEAST just use yourself and some cronie that plays the part badly. That has a lot more charm.

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"I bet you have a RealDoll that looks like Janet from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem too..."

[the-ogre.livejournal.com]

That had me laughing out loud.