That guy, you know

[pasithea]

My spouse was trying to ask me about someone today and everything she could think of to describe him didn't really narrow it down.

It inspired me to make a meme!
Create a very specific generic guy.
Please add your own details!

That guy. You know...

He's medium height.
Has a shaved head and a beard.
Has a tattoo on his arm.
Wears linux tee-shirts and sandals.
Quotes Monty Python a lot.
We see him at conventions.
Has lots of gadgets.