From an IM conversation...

[pasithea]

Making plans to go hiking with a friend this weekend and I mention the following:

ME: I also know where there's a big patch of miner's lettuce so we can get down on all fours and graze like herbivores too.
ME: Or I can do that and then you can chase me. Whichever.
FRIEND: Only way it could get better is if this is isolated enough I can wander around in the altogether.

Comments

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

Ahem, domesticated field animals graze, woodland herbivores browse.

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

And here I thought you'd simply be overcome with lust by the mental image.

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

I was able to type this out after the initial wave of lust passed, though it keeps coming back to me. The thought of a mouth full of miner's lettuce, though, does help me regain my composure :)

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

I like miner's lettuce. It's rather good.

Overcome?

[krdbuni.livejournal.com]

Maybe not, but it's been a hard image to shake in many directions....

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

Its never looked good to me, but looking on it's Wikipedia page they claim it tastes like spinach, which is certainly good enough.

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

Flavor is a bit more like lettuce. It's crisp but very light. Melts in your mouth. Really quite nice IMO.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Semi-urban omnivores shoplift from convenience stores, or just gobble it down before reaching the cash register. :)

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

Ah, here we have the crafty Ashtoreth sneaking through the breakfast isle, I'm afraid that the peaceful herd of entenmanns doughnut variety packs don't stand a chance, Ashy is their natural enemy.