From an IM conversation...

[pasithea]

Making plans to go hiking with a friend this weekend and I mention the following:

ME: I also know where there's a big patch of miner's lettuce so we can get down on all fours and graze like herbivores too.
ME: Or I can do that and then you can chase me. Whichever.
FRIEND: Only way it could get better is if this is isolated enough I can wander around in the altogether.