pasithea

I'd been thinking about replacing my crap phone with a less crap phone for a bit. This weekend I accidentally slammed it in a car door, wrecking the display so now I have little choice but to do so.

So.. I'd not mind some recommendations for a new phone as I've made every attempt to know nothing about the wretched things. Still, I like the idea of a combined PDA so here's a set of features and limitations I'd would like/have. If you know of anything that fits, I'd appreciate the input.

Limitations:

Network we're using is Sprint.

Desires:

I like the general UI design of the iPhone; touchscreen, no buttons.
Data space for music would be nice.
Being able to write on it as though it were a notepad like an Apple Newton would be nice.
Ability to use as modem for Macbook (nice but not necessary)
GPS (nice but not necessary)
Access to mindless flash games (probably a negative but I kind of want it)
Web access (nice but I probably won't use because I'm a skinflint at heart)
Play video (nice but not necessary)
Photos and an easy/cheap way to get them off the phone.
gCal or iCal access (preferred) or some other method of setting multiple alarms and a datebook
Personal wiki, note system, or a toolkit for building apps for the phone.
Developer's kit (nice but not necessary)
IM and/or IRC access (nice but not necessary
Some kind of drawing app (wishful thinking)
Voice recorder (local to phone, not stored remotely)
Reasonably friendly file management system (more wishful thinking)
Access to phone's data from Mac. (Yet more wishful thinking)
Bluetooth pairing with a chorded keyboard and/or ability to plug in external keyboard and display(now I'm just being silly)

Oh, and if it could cost less than a zillion dollars, that'd be nice too. :P

Also, if there are any other features I haven't thought of that are nice to haves, suggest them. It's probably past time for me to stop shunning a technology that I haven't worked with much since they were a large black box called a Car-Fone which had a regular telephone handset attached to it. ^_^