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Want to see a real hero?

You know that scene in 'The Incredibles' where the hero loses his job?

http://consumerist.com/2009/11/ex-bank-of-america-employee-tells-all-in-youtube-video.html

More people really should stand up to them. Bank of America seems like it's five minutes into 'A Handmaid's Tale' Except they're not freezing the accounts of all the women and 'undesirables'. Much too bold. No. They've found ways to do it within the law so that you'll never notice that you're being subdued until it's too late.

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The casual dumping of her plate of food over all her stuff was a nice touch on BofA's part, wasn't it?

Heehee, as much of a macho twit as my late father could be... one of my most cherished stories about him is about his brief stint as an insurance salesman. As soon as his boss made it clear to him his job duties explicitly included hard-selling old ladies on policies they couldn't afford, Dad hung the son of a bitch on the coathook on his own office and told him if he ever saw his face again, he'd "break his fat neck."

Apparently, they do make people like that anymore. :D

Yeah, but nowdays, most of them are in jail for assault while the crooks are in private jets. :/

My alleged tech support job last year was about 60% collections related. But lucky for me, all my training was in the technology related to the satellite TV service. I knew fuck all about our "business rules" except for a short list on the intranet site. Basically I was giving people credits left and right for unpaid bills, applying in-warranty charges for people who were way out of warranty, etc. I eventually even toyed around in these sub-programs that were always running on my workstation, because the interface I used to interact with a customer's account was basically a program running on top of a program running on top of a program, the original program being some command line bullshit from like 1994. I figured out how to essentially erase someone's entire bill without also erasing their service, or change their payment history records. I never did do that stuff, but it was fun, when I had the most unreleasable customer to have a magic wand to say "Hey, you're not happy, tell you what, no bill this month, happy now?" that never made the sort of person who I'd do that for happy, they'd say "I'd be happier if this never happened at all you jerk!"--as if I hadn't just done a favor for them that I probably signed something in my contract about it leading to prosecution for criminal fraud--but thing was, My managers, reviewing my calls either weren't listening to those few outrageous instances, or didn't care that I regularly played fast and loose with matters of billing because I was supposed to be a tech support agent. I actually got high praise for my ability to "De-escalate" calls, which I basically did by keeping my Smooth Jazz radio host voice (often mistaken for a girls, or maybe just a eunuch) while throwing waived fees at an irate customer. I much more enjoyed the forensic process of diagnosing a technical problem over the phone. The forensic process of tracking down every discount, exception, payment extension etc. that I could give a delinquent payer within the rules, and then deciding which extra ones I'd give them that I was pretty sure I didn't have the authority to approve on my own was somewhat less fulfilling, after all this was a monthly fee most of these people had been paying for years, not a boobytrapped credit card that had suddenly sprung a 30% APR on them.

Also that was my pee in your cornflakes wasn't it. I'm sorry, I didn't know that wasn't your thing baby. Sometimes it's exciting to just spring a new kink on someone, but when it doesn't work out it's awful, and I'm sorry.

Hanging people on coathooks is, along with lapel-grabbing, a vanishing art.

I blame the shoddy manufacturing of modern coat hooks coupled with the increasing obesity of the average individual.

I blame the patriarchy.

When I think of all the defaults that bleeding heart may have prevented that lobbyists for BoA can't bemoan in front of our elected representatives in exchange for lifted regulations, tax breaks, etc. It just makes me angry. It's not a crime to make a profit!

And the fed is 'thinking about taking legal action' against these banks for not dealing honestly with their customers. BofA is in the lead for the least number of qualifying loans being negotiated down to rates people can afford without going into foreclosure under government back plans.

This is why we need a consumer protection agency.

No. This is why we need torches and pitchforks.

How pedestrian.

Flamethrowers can easily be made from common components available at your local home depot.

Pssh...no, this calls for rending the fabric of the universe and calling up eldritch horrors ^_^

Also, I totally don't remember that scene in the incredibles. Recap?

Mr. Incredible is working at an insurance company at the beginning of the film and his boss is giving him the whole spiel about making a profit but he helps out an old lady and the boss gripes him out. Eventually he loses his temper and throws the guy through several walls, losing his job and making the offer from the mysterious woman so interesting. It's a big plot point, I thought.

I think I might remember only several seconds of the Incredibles. I might have deleted the memory of having seen it to make room for RPG trivia.

-.-

This angers me...

I've been feeling that "Handsmaid Tale," world coming on for a few years now...

It started with Debit Cards...

Keep your paper money, folks, and don't sell your gold or silver...

Solid things are worth more than the idea of worth.

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