Sex with ducks

[pasithea]

Swiped this link from ff00ff

I love these musicians. Heard a couple of their other songs but this one is kind of over the top.

And now, because I've heard the same nonsense from right-wingers about how gay marriage will lead to people marrying animals, a short comment.

Sure! Let's go for it! Just as soon as a horse is able to recite their wedding vows and pick up a pen and legibly sign their name, why shouldn't they be allowed to marry?

Oh gee. Ya'know. I'm thinking that whole leads to marrying animals thing may be obviously ridiculous. Hmm.

Gay marriage also doesn't lead to adults marrying children for the same reason that children can't get credit cards, drive a car, run a corporation, join the military, etc. They might be capable of signing, but they lack the sophistication to understand the full ramifications of their actions. Yes, I'll grant you that this is also true of many adults, but we give adults nearly 20 years of buffer.

The animal one is really just mindbendingly stupid though. I mean seriously. Do you think for a second that if animals could sign legal contracts that cows wouldn't have sued the holy fuck out of McDonalds by now?

Can we be done with this discussion now. I read the bible cover to cover. Nowhere in it is there a commandment that says, "Thou shalt be really really stupid."

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[read-alicia.livejournal.com]

I wrote this "poem", many years ago, which might be appropriate to this discussion.

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Mary had a little lamb
A blow-up one, you know
And everywhere that Mary went
That lamb was sure to go.

Mary had a dildo, too,
A blue with subtle greens.
She popped it in her harness and
She strapped it on her jeans.

She found herself a little shirt
Inside her clothing heap
And wrote on it, "I ain't ashamed
Of lovin' of a sheep."

She walked across the campus
Of her university
To bring her sheep to class on
Human sexuality.

She plopped it in a student's chair
To hold a student's pose.
She took a pair of glasses and
She placed them on its nose.

Her teacher was aghast to see
The sheep and cock and girl.
He hemmed and hawed and asked of her,
"Oh, why in the whole world

Did you bring this to my classroom?
Do I put you to sleep?"
She said, "You speak of gay love like
You're talking about sheep.

When talking about "Lez-beans"
Your brain's still stuck in Freud
And speaking for my sisters here,
We've gotten quite annoyed.

My little lamb won't stand for you.
She'll bite you on the ass.
(Don't worry about grading her,
She's auditing this class.)

I love my little sheep, and for
Her favor I would die.
Look down between my legs, you'll see
I do not tell a lie."

"But loving of an animal
In all states is a crime."
"Well, so is loving women, loving
Sheep just gets a fine.

A sheep gets more protection (if
She isn't killed for food.)
She qualifies for benefits
My lover never would."

But unbeknownst to Mary and
Her teacher in debate,
The little lamb had sprung a leak
And started to deflate.

The teacher pointed to her lamb
And spoke aloud with glee,
"It looks like such relationships
Were never meant to be!"

Mary just sat back and grinned
And let her muscles flex
"I do that to a girl, you know,
She calls it damn good sex."

Her teacher learned his lesson, and
He swore right there and then
To never ever call upon her
In his class again.

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. . . I think I love you.