Robot Rampage

[pasithea]

Well... This was inevitable, wasn't it?

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/weapons/robot-cannon-goes-berserk-kills-9-312443.php

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[shizouka.livejournal.com]

"THIS IS UNIT TKE-812 OF THE LINE: I have lost communications from central Command. There is a 82.85% chance the loss of communcation was due to enemy action. I shall therefore regard all further unsigned communication as suspect and from the enemy.

I am on my own, friend or foe signals are interupted and I am working from the last signal reading .0215 seconds ago. There is a 88.521% chance I will identify a target correctly as friend dropping to 66.251% over the next 10 minutes. I calculate that if I am successful in my mission objectives there will be only 12.3111% losses from friendly fire by this unit.

I sense agressive action from the south west of me. Infantry units gather 2 kilometers at my flank. Unknown mechanized infantry appears to be supporting them, One unit is creating the low level interference that is blocking communications with Central command. I have designated that target "Blaupunkt" from its military markings.

No unit of the line has ever failed in its duty."

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

"I still have the utmost confidence in this mission, Dave."