pasithea

Why yes, I do come from the whitest place on the fucking planet.

http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2007/06/15/783943-rusty-1957-plymouth-unearthed-in-okla

I particularly love the 'contents of an average woman's handbag'.

So apparently the conservatives are spot on for once. Children WERE better behaved and divorce rates WERE lower. It all makes sense now.

For some reason I find the video of the event outrageously funny. http://www.tulsaworld.com/webextra/content/2007/videos/belvedere/qt.html

Something about a gazillion white people gathered around a rusted out old car, calling it Mrs Belvedere and saying it REALLY shows how GREAT Tulsa is.

Yes, Maybelle, it does. It really really does.

Edit: If you need to know more about the wonder of Oklahoma, may I introduce you to Noodling. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3735336138652309832 Ashy, you should watch this. It has animation and music and is deeply horrible.

If you need more proof, I dare you to search for 'catfish heads fence' on google.