And a bottle of tranquilizers

[pasithea]

Why yes, I do come from the whitest place on the fucking planet.

http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2007/06/15/783943-rusty-1957-plymouth-unearthed-in-okla

I particularly love the 'contents of an average woman's handbag'.

So apparently the conservatives are spot on for once. Children WERE better behaved and divorce rates WERE lower. It all makes sense now.

For some reason I find the video of the event outrageously funny. http://www.tulsaworld.com/webextra/content/2007/videos/belvedere/qt.html

Something about a gazillion white people gathered around a rusted out old car, calling it Mrs Belvedere and saying it REALLY shows how GREAT Tulsa is.

Yes, Maybelle, it does. It really really does.

Edit: If you need to know more about the wonder of Oklahoma, may I introduce you to Noodling. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3735336138652309832 Ashy, you should watch this. It has animation and music and is deeply horrible.

If you need more proof, I dare you to search for 'catfish heads fence' on google.

Comments

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you what

[captpackrat.livejournal.com]

Catfisting.


The average 1950's woman's purse contained 14 bobby pins and a bottle of tranquilizers? Not to be used at the same time, one would hope. o_O

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

The way you react very strongly to tranquilizers you know

(no, I will not be watching that. It has cro-magnon rednecks wearing fish on their arms, so that's all we need to say about that.)

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

My sketchbook is ruined!!!!!

[cortezopossum.livejournal.com]

Isn't noodling the form of fishing whereby you stick your hand in holes at the bottom of the lake and let a giant underwater monster bite it?

[yetanotherbob.livejournal.com]

Agreed re: bottle. Yeesh. Of course, we've done away with tranqs, because we have Prozac now! Yay progress!

This kind of makes you wonder. All the stuff from 1957 to 2007. I wonder what 2057 will be like.

[lazarian.livejournal.com]

At least there wasn't a dead body in the trunk. That would have cast a serious pall over the event.

As for the Girls Gone Grabbin video...

"nice noodlin girls. i love to see women in the great outdoors. keep up the good work and keep the video posts comin. if you have facebook, add me. im aaron hohl and i'd love to hear from you"

It's amazing what turns some peoples crank.