EEeeeeeew!
May. 9th, 2007 09:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pasitheaI don't get a lot of spam e-mail and sometimes the sender and topic are close enough to e-mails I might expect that I open them. (Though I use elm so they're not even getting webhit counts for their embedded images or anything)
Anyhow. Today's is apparently a weight loss drug... At least I guess that's what it is. Their advertisement is so bad that I can't really guess its true nature. But here's the line that stood out:
the most enchanting flesh loss product is now readily available
.... Um... Eeew! If I thought it wouldn't bounce, I'd consider writing them back with an advertising slogan:
Zombo-goo! It's good for you!
EDIT: Reading a little further, the ad starts going on about The Hunger and the cravings. I really think this might be a zombie med. Here's a bit more:
I greedily devoured all this garbige
and just could not stop.
This ruinous passion passed away after I started course with *PRODUCT!
Oh, God,
my inclination to eat constantly vanished,
*I hate spammers so much I'm not even going to give them the benefit of name spreading by copying their product name while ridiculing them.
Anyhow. Today's is apparently a weight loss drug... At least I guess that's what it is. Their advertisement is so bad that I can't really guess its true nature. But here's the line that stood out:
the most enchanting flesh loss product is now readily available
.... Um... Eeew! If I thought it wouldn't bounce, I'd consider writing them back with an advertising slogan:
Zombo-goo! It's good for you!
EDIT: Reading a little further, the ad starts going on about The Hunger and the cravings. I really think this might be a zombie med. Here's a bit more:
I greedily devoured all this garbige
and just could not stop.
This ruinous passion passed away after I started course with *PRODUCT!
Oh, God,
my inclination to eat constantly vanished,
*I hate spammers so much I'm not even going to give them the benefit of name spreading by copying their product name while ridiculing them.
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Date: 2007-05-09 05:39 pm (UTC)I have a post-Civil War milieu where, rather than give up slave labor the plantation owners took up zombifying their slaves. I can just see them ordering it by the vat.
Zombie-goo! The amazing new product that improves your productivity, increases your profits and, best of all, staves off any uprisings.
*headdesk* *whines* but I'm busy with rakshesas and djinn!