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Sep. 5th, 2006 01:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pasitheaI've hit the 3/4ths mark and finished the Old Testament. (If ever there were a cause to shout hallalujeh, this would be it!)
Most of the books could be condensed to a paragraph. God seems to be finding it harder to wank off to simply slaughtering a goat or killing a few thousand people, so each book now has to expound on the entire history of everyone he's ever killed to provide Him more material for his beat-off fantasies.
These stories are all pretty generic, blithering on about how some city is going to be destroyed and whinging about how some day he's going to get the band back together and either smite them or smite everyone else or smite them AND everyone else.
Pretty dull.
Most of the books could be condensed to a paragraph. God seems to be finding it harder to wank off to simply slaughtering a goat or killing a few thousand people, so each book now has to expound on the entire history of everyone he's ever killed to provide Him more material for his beat-off fantasies.
These stories are all pretty generic, blithering on about how some city is going to be destroyed and whinging about how some day he's going to get the band back together and either smite them or smite everyone else or smite them AND everyone else.
Pretty dull.
