Chapter 25...

[pasithea]

Fear me, for I am a fashion conscious God and I want my bachelor pad JUST right or else.

Also, get me some of that Shittin' wood and make me a 'mercy seat'...

Uh... Did God just ask them for a gold-plated porta-john and a big purple curtain to put around it so he could dump in peace?



I suppose that's what he gets for eating all that unleavened bread and dry-cooked savory meatz.

You could stick Jim Theis' description of a sandal from The Eye of Argon into this part of the bible and no one would EVER notice.

Comments

[zeeth_kyrah]

I'm just going to guess, here, but "mercy seat" could have been an old term for the throne of a high judge or king, one who decides the life and death of a petitioner or criminal. Without mercy, there is no fairness in justice.