Bible Study

[pasithea]

I finished reading Genesis last night.

I have a new theory about the bible.

Basically... God is like Gonterman. He was a huge fan of these humans someone else made so he started fan-fic writing himself into stories with them.

The writing both in style and coherency is almost a perfect match.

You laugh, but look around. Type gonterman into google and the first hit you get is a shrine to Gonterman.

I'm almost convinced they're one in the same.

Comments

[cortezopossum.livejournal.com]

Interesting -- but somehow I don't think that's going to be a widely accepted theory :-)

Oh great.

[yetanotherbob.livejournal.com]

Now I'll never look at Sonic the Hedgehog the same way. Thanks a lot!

Then again, sacrements with chili dogs. Oh, that opens up a whooole can of worms!

[paka.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Now I'm imagining the entire Old Testament done as comics in that really weird blocky style.

[kyhwana.livejournal.com]

It is mythology, based on myth and superstitions. ;)

[kynn.livejournal.com]

Well, except God didn't write the bible. :)

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

Ah, but in Gonterman's stories, he isn't the writer either... Except when he is. I fail to see how the word of Gonterman is different from the word of God.

Also, if the bible isn't the word of God, then it's the word of some sheep herders who didn't even understand the basics of animals husbandry so why on Earth would you trust them to know the secrets of the universe?


30:35 And he removed that day the he goats that were ringstraked and
spotted, and all the she goats that were speckled and spotted, and
every one that had some white in it, and all the brown among the
sheep, and gave them into the hand of his sons.

30:36 And he set three days' journey betwixt himself and Jacob: and
Jacob fed the rest of Laban's flocks.

30:37 And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and
chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white
appear which was in the rods.

30:38 And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the
gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that
they should conceive when they came to drink.

30:39 And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth
cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.

Even Gonterman understands animal husbandry better than they do.