Then suddenly...

[pasithea]

Out of the blue, God comes up with this great idea! Hey Abraham! I want you to change your name, move to detroit, and hack off part of your weener! I swear! It'll be cool dude! If you love me, you'll do it!

17:11 And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall
be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.



*pounds head against desk* This doesn't make any SENSE! God is like some angsty teen-ager that gets stoned, then goes ape-shit when he runs out of Captain Crunch.

Also, what is Genesis? Is it like the Cliff Notes version of the rest of the book or what?


I remember all these long ass bible stories I read as a child. Where are those? At least those were coherent stories. This is just stupid beyond belief.

Comments

[kyhwana.livejournal.com]

Hey, Canaan is the jews' forever, because god said so!