Thinking Makes me sick again.

[pasithea]

I've now brushed my teeth three times and still, every time I think of it, I feel sick and dirty.

My cat is trembling in horror, and even Stacey wouldn't try it.

I made someone suffer on Thanksgiving, and she found a way to repay me.

It is called 'Smoked Salmon Pate Soda' from Jones Soda...

It is the foulest thing I've ever put in my mouth, EVER. I'd rather eat a carton of chicken livers left rotting in the sun and festering with maggots. Just the thought of it makes me sick again.

My hostess charmingly downed a shotglass of it and smiled politely, waiting for me to take my drink. Half a sip and it was everything I could do not to projectile vomit. I'm not kidding, this stuff is really really REALLY nasty. It smells like a monkey's armpit and that's the most redeeming feature of it, well, except for trying to con your friends into drinking it.

Ugh. I think I'm gonna puke.

Comments

[salia-chan.livejournal.com]

*patpathuggle*
...So, you tried the evil.
*giggles a little*

The ninety-nine cents store has mystery stuff too. Shark based energy drink, well. I'm guessing I had a simliar experience. x.x

[salia-chan.livejournal.com]

And on an intersting note, when looking up the jones soda...thing. I came across: http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

Amusing. Dont' let that friend get ahold of it. <.

[azikale.livejournal.com]

eeeeeeew! It was all ok, just about, until the silkworm snacks. I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

*gags*