Thinking Makes me sick again.

[pasithea]

I've now brushed my teeth three times and still, every time I think of it, I feel sick and dirty.

My cat is trembling in horror, and even Stacey wouldn't try it.

I made someone suffer on Thanksgiving, and she found a way to repay me.

It is called 'Smoked Salmon Pate Soda' from Jones Soda...

It is the foulest thing I've ever put in my mouth, EVER. I'd rather eat a carton of chicken livers left rotting in the sun and festering with maggots. Just the thought of it makes me sick again.

My hostess charmingly downed a shotglass of it and smiled politely, waiting for me to take my drink. Half a sip and it was everything I could do not to projectile vomit. I'm not kidding, this stuff is really really REALLY nasty. It smells like a monkey's armpit and that's the most redeeming feature of it, well, except for trying to con your friends into drinking it.

Ugh. I think I'm gonna puke.

Comments

[skyglider.livejournal.com]

I really wonder how this company gets anyone to taste-test these "holiday" flavours. :P I saw them sold as a set in a few places, but didn't have it in me to actually buy them because I didn't think I'd drink them.

How did your hostess not react the same way?

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

Life advice: If Ashy says "This is really, really horrible. You should try it."

...Don't.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Eh heh heh. And yet the things I didn't want you to put in your mouth all the time, you just had to.

[salia-chan.livejournal.com]

*patpathuggle*
...So, you tried the evil.
*giggles a little*

The ninety-nine cents store has mystery stuff too. Shark based energy drink, well. I'm guessing I had a simliar experience. x.x

[salia-chan.livejournal.com]

And on an intersting note, when looking up the jones soda...thing. I came across: http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

Amusing. Dont' let that friend get ahold of it. <.

[azikale.livejournal.com]

eeeeeeew! It was all ok, just about, until the silkworm snacks. I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

*gags*

[sirbruce.livejournal.com]

It is the foulest thing I've ever put in my mouth, EVER.

Tease. :)

Bruce

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Eh heh heh... I was thinking 'questionable lymphatic emission,' myself.

Oh, I forgot to thank you for dinner. Thanks! Also thanks for not bolting on my carpet. :)

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

How does that line from Jurassic Park go? Something like:
"Just because scientists *can* do something, doesn't mean they *should*."