Ooooh!

[pasithea]

And now for something completely different. http://www.octodog.net/


I need one of these and some velveeta and then I can make what I shall call 'American Calmari'.

Comments

[captpackrat.livejournal.com]

I don't know which of those is more wrong, the Octodog, or the American Calimari.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Is that the practice of slicing a hot dog up into a little octopus and putting a little face on it and everything? :)

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see it is. Or one could just slice the hot dog, with a knife, which is much easier to clean than this contraption is.

[captpackrat.livejournal.com]

I think it's intended as a Safe And Fun tool for kids to use instead of a sharp knife.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Oh. Kids. Do we really need those anymore?

[breisleach.livejournal.com]

Last I heard, they'd been declared 'Sooooooooooooo last year!'. ^.~

Harvey and the Hot Dog Factory (an excerpt)

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

That is, until fat little Nathan Weenerman, who eats too many hot dogs, falls into Billy Bonka's gigantic Octo-Dog-a-Tron, and then the Oonka-Boonkas come out and sing a song about how he will now be turned into an octopus and will have to go live in the Aquarium at the Zoo.

He still gets the lifetime supply of hot dogs, though. Granted, the buns get soggy before he can eat them.

[shizouka.livejournal.com]

more American facination with freaky phallic objects. ^o.O^