Heaven?

[pasithea]

You know. Just thinking about the whole religion thing some more and it occurred to me... All these people who are trying to get into heaven... What are they going to do when they get there? I've never heard a single religious person mention their post-heaven-arrival plans. You're going to be happy for all eternity? How, exactly? Eating from the tree of knowledge is a sin, so you probably won't get to catch up on your reading. Likewise, adultery, sloth, gluttony, etc... So.. How exactly are you going to be 'happy'?

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[tracerj.livejournal.com]

True faith means we're lucky.. we'll be the first to be devoured.

[yetanotherbob.livejournal.com]

Heh. I can see door to door evangelism of this. And this opens up all sorts of opportunities. Door to door atheists. Or even door to door homosexuality. There's always been claims of an agenda of gays trying to convert hets. Why not make it real? Of course, that'd require dressing up as an indian, a construction worker, a cowboy or a cop...

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[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

Will the elder gods feast upon them or will their legions of spawn shed their human skins and feast upon their parents?