Narnia

[pasithea]

Okay. I should note that I'm not a fan of the Narnia stories to start with but, Stacey had been away on a trip and got in late last night and we wanted to spend some time together and she likes fantasy movies so.. We went to see it.

All I can say is: For the love of God and all that is Holy, don't go see this film! I don't care if you like Narnia or not. This transcends all.

If you go to the Narnia film, before the movie, you will be subjected to THIS trailer!

I am NOT responsible if you click on that link.

If you go blind or start speaking in tongues or summon a shoggoth to devour your mind, just so the hurting will stop, it is NOT my fault. I've WARNED you.

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[zeeth_kyrah]

...
Just the link alone.
Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
Augh.

[cortezopossum.livejournal.com]

[captpackrat.livejournal.com]

When I mouse-over the link, I see the URL contains the words "disney" and "beverlyhillschihuahua". Uhhhhh, no need to click on it. I can already feel the stupid just from the URL.

Brain gone flat

[plucky.livejournal.com]

It doesn't help that I think I recognize the voice as the Danny Trujillo, the vampire bartender and Machete of Tarentino fame.

Re: Brain gone flat

[rigelkitty.livejournal.com]

You mean Danny Trejo?

Aaaaauuuuggghhh!!

[pakrat98.livejournal.com]

I WATCHED IT! MY EYES! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!

Just when I thought the movie industry had tried all the stupidest of stupid ideas, they sink even lower. If I worked for Disney, in any capacity, I'd quit after this, just on general principals.

I pray my 3yo son doesn't see a commercial for it and wind up liking it...

[coffeedaiv.livejournal.com]

...
i officially take back every nice thing i have ever said to you.

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

;-; But but but... I tried to warn people. It's not my fault you were curious. I was trying to spare you the pain. My eyes bled so yours wouldn't have to. Everybody loves Jesus because he took the suffering for them. Why not me? What's he got that I haven't got? *sniffle*

A beard.

[coffeedaiv.livejournal.com]

Besides, given he suffered for our sins, it would be a shame for him to suffer for nothing.
In your case... nothing causes more traffic accidents than traffic accidents. Saying, Whatever you do, do not go behind this door is the surest way to get people to go through a door. And you know this. I think you did it on purpose.

Re: A beard.

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Not I! I'm sweet and innocent and pure as the driven snow!

Re: A beard.

[coffeedaiv.livejournal.com]

Sweet? Innocent? Pure?
...
Who are you and what have you done with the women who with my wife at thanksgiving that time?

Re: A beard.

[coffeedaiv.livejournal.com]

sigh.
There was supposed to be a [CENSORED} in there. My fault for using the wrong brackets.

Re: A beard.

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

I believe YOU took off your pants first SIR! After that, what kind of rude hostess would I be if I didn't follow suit and left my guests feeling awkward?

Re: A beard.

[coffeedaiv.livejournal.com]

... i do not recall that i dropped trousers on that particular occasion (though that would be one of the few times that was the case). As I recall, you and she had ... an agenda, shall we say? And Stacey had a completely different agenda. And I was ... well, there was little enough sobriety, for anyone.
And what kind of hostess would you be? A fully dressed one.

[paka.livejournal.com]

No QuickTime on this machine, so I cannot view the trailer.

That said, wow. Just clicking the link makes me feel uncreative and like everything I do needs to be carefully processed by a committee.