Johnny was a kid who grew up in the city His mother was a drunk His dad had lots of money And when he was eighteen He took a baseball bat And smashed out all the windows Of his dad's Cadillac
They said that he was mental And took him in for observation They took away his bat And gave him heavy medication We're talking major tranquilizers At six and eight and ten Johnny used to be a slugger But he'll never swing again
I don't think watching Short Circuit would make anyone less lame. Quite the contrary. Watching SC could quite possibly lead to lameness, blindness, and an affinity for mullets and legwarmers.
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Date: 2008-04-18 05:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-18 06:58 am (UTC)Suck on a coke
Johnny wants a woman, Johnny wants
To think of a joke
Johnny's in America
- Bowie, "I'm Afraid of Americans"
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Date: 2008-04-18 11:14 am (UTC)His mother was a drunk
His dad had lots of money
And when he was eighteen
He took a baseball bat
And smashed out all the windows
Of his dad's Cadillac
They said that he was mental
And took him in for observation
They took away his bat
And gave him heavy medication
We're talking major tranquilizers
At six and eight and ten
Johnny used to be a slugger
But he'll never swing again
-- Modern Entertainment, "The Thorazine Shuffle"
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Date: 2008-04-18 11:36 am (UTC)--Julie Brown, "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun"
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Date: 2008-04-18 03:12 pm (UTC)"Who's Johnny?" she said and smiled in her special way -El Dabarge
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