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pasithea ([personal profile] pasithea) wrote2007-08-01 01:52 pm
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Citizens and Commies

A friend posted privately about a group he's in that had a red-panic because a chinese guy wanted to join their RPG group. Some of them work for defense contractors or something and there has to be a sudden and drastic alert because of potential contact with a foreign national! OH NOES!

I swear these are the variety of people with 'security clearance' because they have to go into the offices to empty the waste baskets. Personally... I worked at NASA for several years and much of that time I was only a few yards from soviet scientists who'd worked on the russian ICBM guidance systems. Yes, ITAR had some stupid rules about 'foreign nationals' but they basically boiled down to. "Don't let them into secure areas. Don't trade files with them." but definitely not OMG COMMIES ARE INVADING MY D&D!!!! Seriously. Get a fucking clue. I've noticed an inverse proportional curve on security clearance when working at NASA. The lower your clearance is and the more useless you are, the more important you think your clearance is and the louder you are about it. Still... Seriously. I wonder what goes through these people's heads? Was it like?

I shall cut you down with my +20 Sickle of the People.
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE, YANKEE DOG!

That would actually be pretty awesome. Someone should make a D20 adaption parody of the Cold War.

On the same subject, I should hunt down my old notebooks containing ASCII HERO. It was an expansion to the HERO roleplaying system that was cyberpunk set inside a PDP-10 where basically you operated as strings of code in the system, dealing with daemon processes, hostile users, glitches, virus programs, etc. Blocks of code made up rooms, data streams roads and.... Oh my god... I'm a huge flaming dork.

[identity profile] lediva.livejournal.com 2007-08-01 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
ASCII HERO

Of course, nowadays I see this and think "Oh! It'd be a cross between "Guitar Hero" and "Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing".

But as to your real idea for "ASCII HERO", are you familiar with PSDoom?

Screenshots here.

[identity profile] dv-girl.livejournal.com 2007-08-01 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I was serious actually. Long and complicated story involving me and someone who became a writer for Whitewolf, whose name shall not be spoken. Dark and sordid past.

[identity profile] lediva.livejournal.com 2007-08-01 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I never thought you weren't serious. I'd totally play it! :)

[identity profile] dv-girl.livejournal.com 2007-08-01 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh... Oh yes... In addition to bad movies, there is a wall of RPG books in our house. Including utterly unplayable stuff like Ralph Bakshi's Wizards. Jourune, Star Frontiers, a module for the GhostBusters RPG, and... most dangers of all... 'Clones in Space'... Because sometimes Alpha Complex just can't kill characters fast enough and must outsource to the cold efficiency of space.

[identity profile] lediva.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
*rubs hands in glee*

Oh, speaking of your house... can you E-mail me the address? It might help to know where I'm going next week. :)

[identity profile] drewkitty.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
>> Some of them work for defense contractors or something and there has to be a sudden and drastic alert because of potential contact with a foreign national! OH NOES!

Only because of the paperwork I have to endure. Lots of MEMCONs. Otherwise, bring it on.