While I know it's just bad engrish that's the cause of it, I still can't help but imagine that bit done in a shakespearean voice:
But lo! What devilry is this I see? This ruinous passion passed away after I started course with *PRODUCT!
Now, if only I can wedge it into iambic pentameter.
Oooh! Oooh! Even better! We need to combine spam!
I AM DR. BOB BAUHAUS CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER OF A BANK. THE FINANCIAL STATEMENT OF OUR BANK IS OVER US$130,000,000.00 (ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) AND THE CURRENT ASSETS OF OUR BANK IS RELATIVELY LIQUID RESOURCES. THIS CATEGORIES INCLUDES CASH, INVESTMENTS IN MARKETABLE SECURITIES, RECEIVABLE, INVENTORIES AND BRAAAAIIIIIIINNNNS....
Harder Braaa1iiins now!
Dang. Now I'm going to be thinking these up all day.
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Date: 2007-05-09 06:51 pm (UTC)But lo! What devilry is this I see?
This ruinous passion passed away after I started course with *PRODUCT!
Now, if only I can wedge it into iambic pentameter.
Oooh! Oooh! Even better! We need to combine spam!
I AM DR. BOB BAUHAUS CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER OF A BANK. THE FINANCIAL STATEMENT OF OUR BANK IS OVER US$130,000,000.00 (ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) AND THE CURRENT ASSETS OF OUR BANK IS RELATIVELY LIQUID RESOURCES. THIS CATEGORIES INCLUDES CASH, INVESTMENTS IN MARKETABLE SECURITIES, RECEIVABLE, INVENTORIES AND BRAAAAIIIIIIINNNNS....
Harder Braaa1iiins now!
Dang. Now I'm going to be thinking these up all day.