Idiot Test

[pasithea]

I see this stupid thing on websites all the time, the stupid spam thing to try to get you to click their link. You know what, you FAIL if you click the link. You're an idiot. Lets consider this for second. First off, this is just a GIF file. You can't click jack. Now let's break down these objects. 4 plant products, 1 fungi. Or is that 4 things with green on them? 4 things that propagate by root distribution? 4 things that harvest close to the ground? 4 things you eat an elongated part of? 4 things without seeds. 4 vegetables and 1 fruit? 4 things without fats? 4 things without beta kerotine? 4 things without calcium? 4 things with less than 95% water content? 1 thing that will only grow in a semi-tropical environment? 1 thing that's not typically sold in bunches? 1 thing that's easily confused with something poisonous? 1 picture that contains multiple unattached items? 1 picture that has the fake radio button already selected? 1 thing that would survive if it were stuck back in the ground? 1 thing that is capable of reproducing in this picture? 1 thing that goes on pizza? 1 thing that doesn't go in stew? 1 thing that doesn't have a part sturdy enough to use as an improvised sex toy? etc. That's just off the top of my head. Someone who is actually clever could come up with quite a bit more. Ignoring that it's an obnoxious spam ad, there is no right answer to this question. This is a pop-culture question. What's the answer most people are going to come up with? The 'right' answer only means you're at best average. Seriously. Can we kill these stupid ads?

Image on my site to avoid giving them image counts.

Comments

[the-vampkitty.livejournal.com]

1 thing that actually has negative calories associated with it
4 things that have a wild counterpart (verses the domestic store grown versions)
4 things that have holistic properties
4 things that are produced in California in high quanities
1 thing that is not attributed to lowering blood pressure

(Btw, which one is a fruit?? None of them as far as I knew were fruits; celery, asparagus, carrots, avocado, mushrooms - -- I have heard avocados classified in either camp...but thought they were veggies.

[centauress.livejournal.com]

Avocados are a bizzare tree-nut which we don't eat the nut, but the case.

[zeeth_kyrah]

A mushroom is a "fruiting body" of the mycelium found in the soil.

[centauress.livejournal.com]

I know they have dumb questions, but that one is the worst I know of...

But... One thing that doesn't go in stew... Ewww...

Durh

[rigelkitty.livejournal.com]

*click*

*clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick*

Something's wrong with the button.

Yes we can...

[doctorpinkerton.livejournal.com]

Right click, 'block images from (this server)' Repeat as needed...