Darth Nazareth

[pasithea]

Jesus uses the dark side of the force.

21:18 Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he hungered.

21:19 And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found
nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow
on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered
away.

*HAU* *HAU* If thou shalt not feed me... *HAU* *HAU* Then DIE!!!! *lightning shoots from his fingertips*

Comments

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

I heard he did some bad things to some PIGGIES, too.

[frith]

Lashing out at a fig tree. How arrogant, petty and puerile.