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pasithea ([personal profile] pasithea) wrote2006-09-05 10:13 pm

What an arrogant little shit.

Wow. Jesus is far more dickish than I'd been told.

13:10 And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou
unto them in parables?

13:11 He answered and said unto them, Because
it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven,
but to them it is not given.

13:12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have
more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away
even that he hath.

13:13 Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see
not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.

I'm starting to think that emoticon was no mere coincidence. JESUS IS STILL ALIVE AND POSTING ON USENET NEWS.

I mean seriously. Didn't he just say, "I have to use strawman arguements because everyone that doesn't agree with me is too stupid to understand the truth."