pasithea: glowing girl (Default)
pasithea ([personal profile] pasithea) wrote2006-09-05 09:12 pm

Uh...

I thought this Jesus guy was supposed to be nicer than the old testatment?

5:27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt
not commit adultery:

5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh
on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already
in his heart.

5:29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from
thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should
perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

I'm surprised a lot more christian men haven't stabbed themselves blind. I mean, if they were truly faithful and all.


Also... As we find out later, Jesus is bad at taking his own advice.

5:25 Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou art in the way
with him; lest at any time the adversary deliver thee to the judge,
and the judge deliver thee to the officer, and thou be cast into
prison.
frith: (horse)

[personal profile] frith 2006-09-06 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
5:25 --> be devious, full disclosure could get you thrown into jail. What? Does immediate gain trump salvation?