Oh My Fudd!
Aug. 30th, 2006 01:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pasitheaWow... The whole Sodom and Gomorrah thing reads like a Bugs Bunny routine.
Fudd (God) says, "I'm gonna go slay me some sodomites. Huhuhuhuhuhuh!"
Abraham (Bugs) says, "Tell you what doc... Would you spare the city if you could find 50 righteous men?"
Fudd: Well gee. I guess I hadn't thought of it that way. I guess I'll spare the city if I can find 50.
Bugs: And what if you came up five short? You wouldn't destroy the whole city for the lack of five people would you?
Fudd: Well no... I guess not... That's kinda silly. I guess if I could find 45 people that's just as good as 50.
Bugs: And if it were only 40 you found..
Fudd: Well. I guess you're right.
Bugs: 30 Doc. 30.
Fudd: Right! 30.
Bugs: Now you're talking! Why not make it 20?
Fudd: Geez 20! Why didn't I think of that?
Bugs: Tell you what doc! I'll let you have it for 10.
Fudd: Well... I don't know that's an awful lot. How about 5?
Bugs: Naaaah. 10 Doc. That's plenty. Now I'll tell you want I want you to do... I've got this cousin see... Why don't you send that duck down there to see him...
Fudd: You know. That's a pretty good idea. That's just what I'll do.
After that, Fudd sends Daffy into the city to find the rabbits. Of course, having his own agenda, Daffy first dresses himself as a giant carrot and then, still having had too many righteous rabbits find him, decides to take no more chances and lead them out of the city so there won't be ten honest rabbits in Soddom.
Fudd (God) says, "I'm gonna go slay me some sodomites. Huhuhuhuhuhuh!"
Abraham (Bugs) says, "Tell you what doc... Would you spare the city if you could find 50 righteous men?"
Fudd: Well gee. I guess I hadn't thought of it that way. I guess I'll spare the city if I can find 50.
Bugs: And what if you came up five short? You wouldn't destroy the whole city for the lack of five people would you?
Fudd: Well no... I guess not... That's kinda silly. I guess if I could find 45 people that's just as good as 50.
Bugs: And if it were only 40 you found..
Fudd: Well. I guess you're right.
Bugs: 30 Doc. 30.
Fudd: Right! 30.
Bugs: Now you're talking! Why not make it 20?
Fudd: Geez 20! Why didn't I think of that?
Bugs: Tell you what doc! I'll let you have it for 10.
Fudd: Well... I don't know that's an awful lot. How about 5?
Bugs: Naaaah. 10 Doc. That's plenty. Now I'll tell you want I want you to do... I've got this cousin see... Why don't you send that duck down there to see him...
Fudd: You know. That's a pretty good idea. That's just what I'll do.
After that, Fudd sends Daffy into the city to find the rabbits. Of course, having his own agenda, Daffy first dresses himself as a giant carrot and then, still having had too many righteous rabbits find him, decides to take no more chances and lead them out of the city so there won't be ten honest rabbits in Soddom.
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Date: 2006-08-30 09:07 am (UTC)Also, virgins are waaaay less important than two dudes visiting, apparently.
Also, they blinding powder! Sweet.
Also, I want to know what would turn someone into a pillar of salt. I want me some of that shit.
Lets not forget the incest!
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Date: 2006-08-30 05:05 pm (UTC)As for the pillar of salt thing? Salty ash, maybe. There are lots of folks who've said the place had to have been hit by a nuke.
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