Then suddenly...
Aug. 30th, 2006 01:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pasitheaOut of the blue, God comes up with this great idea! Hey Abraham! I want you to change your name, move to detroit, and hack off part of your weener! I swear! It'll be cool dude! If you love me, you'll do it!
17:11 And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall
be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.
*pounds head against desk* This doesn't make any SENSE! God is like some angsty teen-ager that gets stoned, then goes ape-shit when he runs out of Captain Crunch.
Also, what is Genesis? Is it like the Cliff Notes version of the rest of the book or what?
I remember all these long ass bible stories I read as a child. Where are those? At least those were coherent stories. This is just stupid beyond belief.
17:11 And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall
be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.
*pounds head against desk* This doesn't make any SENSE! God is like some angsty teen-ager that gets stoned, then goes ape-shit when he runs out of Captain Crunch.
Also, what is Genesis? Is it like the Cliff Notes version of the rest of the book or what?
I remember all these long ass bible stories I read as a child. Where are those? At least those were coherent stories. This is just stupid beyond belief.
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Date: 2006-08-31 12:50 am (UTC)Could they have been Pearl S. Buck's Bible Stories? I read those as a kid. God comes across as far saner and kinder in those than in the actual Bible.