pasithea

Since everyone says this is manditory and there's already people being witty and I'm intoxicated (But not legally drunk in California according to the drivers guide although I'd NEVER drive in this condition) I'm... Err. Where was I? Right. Underpants. I have them. They're clean. Stacey did laundry yesterday. I got the car back but now can't affrod tuition. A frod? I don't know what a frod is. Anyhow... Did I mention I've drank 3 guiness. I've never drank more than one guinness in an evening. I feel like I've swallowed a log. A tasty tree log, not e, nor those things in the bathroom.

Um. Oh yeah. THe cornvention. I like corn. Umm. My hai ;oi AAAAAAAH! I pressed the special mac key and all my windows disappeared. o_O Um. Corn. Um. Corn is tasty but never buy safeway popcorn kernels. THey always taste stale.
Um. I've got shiny metal giggles. *giggles* googles. GOGGLES! I wear them on my head. Um. I played BoomBOTS. No. That's not right BOOOOOOOOOMbots! That's better! I was a pretty mantis. Oum... Preying Mantis. Freudian slip? Freud is hard to type while drink. (Not tip) Um.... Goggles! Wool overcoat! Brown hair! (Not brownian hair) and I like cheese. I don't know if I mentioned that earlier but I ate some really stinky cheese before I went to the DMV just because I knew they'd be jerks and I cheesed them.

Yay! I got interrupted by hugs! I like hugs! Chirik gae me hugs! Life is good! (Despite my anus bleeding from today!)

So. I wear goggles and a wool overcoat and I'm a girl. That helps. Um. I'm about 5'9" unless I wear platform heels in which case I'm like 6 feet tall and tromple you all like godzilla on Tokyo! MUWAHAHAHA! Um. But dont' limbbo dance in heels. I did that last year and I think I sprained something. heehee. I limbo-danced under the tail of some weird costume and got lotsa people to join in the limbodancing! Is that awsome or what?

Brown hair, glass, goggles, bloodshot eyes, wool tweed coat (unless I'm wearing something else but U'll write about that later.
Umm. Pants! I will be wearing pants! Unless I wear a skirt but I'm not so much for the girlygirl thing so probably pants.

Oooh. I do have some fishnets though. I should wear those! I like fish. So tasty. Especially salmon althgough I like halibut and cod and anchovies and grunion. Heehee. Grunion! Best name ever!

Um. So.; Possibly fishnets but probably not wearing any fish because there's only a hottub.
I suppose I could get a fanboy snagged in my fishnet but that'd be weird. Okay. So, fishnets and maybe a fanboy but only if they're in season and in fashion. Maybe pants but probably not pants and fishnets.

That's all you're getting for now!

-me