EEK TEH GEHY!

OMG Judge Vaughn Walker ruling on the prop 8 case IS GAY!!!!!

Now he couldn't POSSIBLY make an unbiased ruling!

I mean that's ridiculous! It's like suggesting a black man could make an unbiased ruling about interracial marriage.

EVERYONE knows that only heterosexual conservative white christian males are the _ONLY_ truly UNBIASED group in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!

Take it away FOX NEWS! Come'on EVERYBODY!!!

Only the Right is right!
Only straights can set you straight!
Don't even MEN-tion those who aren't men!
If they're not Christian, they must be full of sin!
Because only the Right is Right!
And only a straight can set you straight!
If you're a woman, faggot or a jew!
Forget about it! You're wrong!!! No matter WHAT you do!
Because only the Right is Right!
You need a straight to SET YOU STRAIGHT!

A few more lyrics and I think I have a shot at selling it to the GOP for their 2012 National Convention.

You know. If Jesus himself were ruling in this case, they'd throw a hissy fit and quickly point out he's some faggy long-haired hippy middle-easterner who spent most of his life hanging out in seclusion with a bunch of guys... Not to mention that he was probably incredibly limp-wristed after having nails pounded through his wrists.

Seriously. Anyone want to start a proposition in California granting people the right to take right-wingers, put them over your knee, and give them a good paddling any time they throw a childish temper tantrum? I think it'd make the world a lot better place.

Floyd Norman

Will be at Atlantis Comics in Santa Cruz on Saturday.

I can't go, of course. I'll be moving. *sigh* Anyone want to help us move and haul heavy stuff up nearly three stories of uneven rock stairs? It'll probably be raining too! How can you not define this as 'fun'?

In other news, engineer Croft spent a good chunk of her evening tinkering with the boiler to no avail. We still don't have hot water. Though we did manage to haul almost 200lbs of stuff up the side of the hill in a cart using a system of ropes and pulleys so we can probably take the washing machine up ourselves.

Also (because I was looking for the weights of the things we hauled up in the load) I poked at Costco.com and was amused to notice a funeral section. You could be buried in a Costco Casket for burned and put in a Costco Urn (Cheaper in the convenient 5-pack)