Dirty Grapes

At work we have fresh fruit which is awesome.

A while back, it was realized that the grapes last longer if they aren't washed when they're left on the counter to nibble on, but of course a lot of people prefer to rinse their fruit before eating it so there's been a post-it note stuck on the counter for the past several months which says, "GRAPES ARE NOT WASHED!" So... I did this and will now sneak in early and replace the post-it with this image just for a laugh.

Edit: Moved image to personal site due to stupid site issues.

Dream House

A couple nights ago, Stacey asked me what I'd want in a dream home. *sigh* I confess that it's such a distant dream that I've never really put a lot of thought into it. I don't have enough money for a home of my own and I'm not the sort of person that gets any kind of government help which would make it attainable and my family is also sort of worthless, so 'dream home' is up there with "What sort of rocket ship would I like to fly." It feels unattainable and unrealistic. Save that for the rocket ship, I can dream and imagine and with the home thing, it's just depressing and makes me feel resentful of most of the humans around me.

But. Here you go: ( A dull little dream )