I've just been through a disaster.
No. Not the earthquake. It tried to save me. I mean a disaster of a wholly different nature. It's midterm week at school and our instructor delayed our midterms to get us into a pre-screening of Bee Movie....
Before the film, the ushers came through and made sure we'd turned off all electric appliances. Cell phones were to be ALL THE WAY OFF not just in vibrate mode.
In retrospect, I believe this was to prevent us from calling for help. About 20 minutes into the film the earthquake hit. All the smart people got up and left at that point but we were in San Francisco at the Metreon and it was pretty mild there. Nothing to panic over. Still. They were the smart ones. Not a one of those people came back after the quake stopped. None of the rest of us could leave. I'm pretty sure they had locked the doors by that point.
I won't say the movie was terrible. That would be too kind. Words fail me on just how bad this film was. I can't even properly cut it up and make fun of it. It was just too bad in nearly every possible respect. Whatever the case, it's not a B movie. In fact it's not even a C movie. In fact, I would not C this movie at any cost if you can at all possibly avoid it.
The only good thing I can say about this movie is that the earthquake didn't kill me during it. On the one hand, it would have been a blessed release. On the other, that's not how I would have wanted to spend my last 20 minutes of life.
Before the film, the ushers came through and made sure we'd turned off all electric appliances. Cell phones were to be ALL THE WAY OFF not just in vibrate mode.
In retrospect, I believe this was to prevent us from calling for help. About 20 minutes into the film the earthquake hit. All the smart people got up and left at that point but we were in San Francisco at the Metreon and it was pretty mild there. Nothing to panic over. Still. They were the smart ones. Not a one of those people came back after the quake stopped. None of the rest of us could leave. I'm pretty sure they had locked the doors by that point.
I won't say the movie was terrible. That would be too kind. Words fail me on just how bad this film was. I can't even properly cut it up and make fun of it. It was just too bad in nearly every possible respect. Whatever the case, it's not a B movie. In fact it's not even a C movie. In fact, I would not C this movie at any cost if you can at all possibly avoid it.
The only good thing I can say about this movie is that the earthquake didn't kill me during it. On the one hand, it would have been a blessed release. On the other, that's not how I would have wanted to spend my last 20 minutes of life.