MORE METAL THAN THOU

So. I'd realized that playing the guitar was one of the things stressing my knee because of the way I sit. So yesterday I got a strap. Took me a little bit to get the feel of it. Slightly different than sitting some how but I have it now and ...

I played so hard I destroyed my knee, but today I grew more metal still.
I was playing so furiously I snapped my pick. Rock!

(Okayokay, it was a THIN pick. This is a really non-metal accomplishment but you don't know that. For all you know I was using a um... Switchblade! Yeah! As far as you know, I was using a switchblade for a pick in it exploded in a shower of sparks as I hit an E minor chord!)