Thinking Makes me sick again.

I've now brushed my teeth three times and still, every time I think of it, I feel sick and dirty.

My cat is trembling in horror, and even Stacey wouldn't try it.

I made someone suffer on Thanksgiving, and she found a way to repay me.

It is called 'Smoked Salmon Pate Soda' from Jones Soda...

It is the foulest thing I've ever put in my mouth, EVER. I'd rather eat a carton of chicken livers left rotting in the sun and festering with maggots. Just the thought of it makes me sick again.

My hostess charmingly downed a shotglass of it and smiled politely, waiting for me to take my drink. Half a sip and it was everything I could do not to projectile vomit. I'm not kidding, this stuff is really really REALLY nasty. It smells like a monkey's armpit and that's the most redeeming feature of it, well, except for trying to con your friends into drinking it.

Ugh. I think I'm gonna puke.

Why not add vanilla?

If Jones simply added vanilla to the Smoked Salmon Pate, they could market it as Salmonilla and be closer to it's true flavour.

I canceled my dental appointment this morning. Thinking about that stuff still makes me dry heave.

I did a couple of google searches and I can't find more than 1 or 2 other people on the entire Internet who actually tried the stuff. One of which being the CEO of Jones Soda himself, who confessed that he couldn't drink a bottle of it.

I hope Ashy is still alive.

She'd better be. I need to find some way to pay her back.