Stolen Memes!

I'm stealing two memes and putting them in one post.

Meme 1: Stolen from jakerabbit Describe your personal Hell.

• For me, my Hell is what other people might consider Heaven. It would be something like a husband, two kids, a minivan, a mortgage, and a long life... Being completely uninspired, completely undriven, wasting my life away starring vacuously at the television screen with the high points of my life being defined as 'A trip to Vegas'. Better to struggle my whole life and fail than never try.

Meme 2: Swiped from hothead Reply to this post with whatever is currently in your cut and paste buffer.

• After Effects must have keyframes selected from one layer in order to export them as text.

Meme 2 excites me. Please respond to it even if you skip meme 1. :)