Names

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That name game thing...

If you call me Persimmon or Persi you're probably from the furryMUCK park in the last 5 years.

If you call me Alendria you're probably someone else from Furry.

If you call me Shala, you're from ShojouaiMUSH.

If you call me Crissalendria you probably have the personality of an expired can of spray-on hair on QVC.

If you call me Stacey you're probably someone that's met me in RL for the first time since I started dating Stacey.

If you call me Shasammi or Shascosammi and you call my brother Samisean, you're probably my dad.

If you call me kiddo you're my mother.

If you call me Sammi-chan you're probably Stacey.

If you call me Knife'n'foot, Whistler, or Sparrow, you're probably a crazy person that drinks moonshine and owns
one or more cannons.

If you call me Sam you're probably from one of my previous two jobs.

If you call me Samantha you're probably an instructor at school or someone from my current job.

If you call me Pattason-san you're probably my japanese instructor.

If you stand by the door and call me loudly in the middle of the night only to show me what a pretty butthole you
have, you're probably my cat.