Dear Winter,
Please go the *BLEEP* away. I don't like you in January, what the *BLEEP* makes you think I'd like you right now?
Look okay. 16C as a high in JULY is really NOT okay.
And see, I know it's not that I live in the mountains now because I've lived here before and I've lived HIGHER UP so don't try to give me that. You've been unreasonably cold and miserable all year and I've tried to be a good sport about it but seriously. Enough is enough. Go away.
Please go the *BLEEP* away. I don't like you in January, what the *BLEEP* makes you think I'd like you right now?
Look okay. 16C as a high in JULY is really NOT okay.
And see, I know it's not that I live in the mountains now because I've lived here before and I've lived HIGHER UP so don't try to give me that. You've been unreasonably cold and miserable all year and I've tried to be a good sport about it but seriously. Enough is enough. Go away.