ZOMBIES!

Sep. 5th, 2006 10:22 pm
pasithea: glowing girl (Default)
[personal profile] pasithea
AAAAAH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE NEW TESTAMENT IS FULL OF ZOMBIES!!!!


14:1 At that time Herod the tetrarch heard of the fame of Jesus, 14:2
And said unto his servants, This is John the Baptist; he is risen from
the dead; and therefore mighty works do shew forth themselves in him.

It stated earlier that Herod died before Joseph brought Jesus to Nazareth, and here Herod is saying John is risen from the dead, and we know that Jesus swings that way, and he's already brought several people back from the dead and told the apostiles to go and do that too. Not to mention that whole scene in Revelations later on.

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Date: 2006-09-06 05:42 am (UTC)
zeeth_kyrah: A glowing white and blue anthropomorphic horse stands before a pink and blue sky. (Evil (toon))
From: [personal profile] zeeth_kyrah
Herod the tetrarch is probably a different man from King Herod who ruled Nazareth.

But yeah, zombie Jesus and his flesh-eating pals...

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Date: 2006-09-06 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captpackrat.livejournal.com
Herod the Great died in 4 BC. He was succeeded by his son, Herod Antipas.

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Date: 2006-09-06 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captpackrat.livejournal.com
Herod Antipas had John the Baptist beheaded. When he heard of Jesus going around baptising people and performing miracles, just like John did, he naturally assumed John had been ressurected. After all, what are the odds of another miracle-working baptiser popping up shortly after you killed one off?

More zombies!

Date: 2006-09-07 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chipuni.livejournal.com
Matthew 27:52-53:
The tombs broke open and the bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. They came out of the tombs, and after Jesus' resurrection they went into the holy city and appeared to many people.

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