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Chapter 25...
Fear me, for I am a fashion conscious God and I want my bachelor pad JUST right or else.
Also, get me some of that Shittin' wood and make me a 'mercy seat'...
Uh... Did God just ask them for a gold-plated porta-john and a big purple curtain to put around it so he could dump in peace?
I suppose that's what he gets for eating all that unleavened bread and dry-cooked savory meatz.
You could stick Jim Theis' description of a sandal from The Eye of Argon into this part of the bible and no one would EVER notice.
Also, get me some of that Shittin' wood and make me a 'mercy seat'...
Uh... Did God just ask them for a gold-plated porta-john and a big purple curtain to put around it so he could dump in peace?
I suppose that's what he gets for eating all that unleavened bread and dry-cooked savory meatz.
You could stick Jim Theis' description of a sandal from The Eye of Argon into this part of the bible and no one would EVER notice.