The winner!

You know. I always feel like I should be doing more to piss off the religious right but... I have to say, it's going to be hard for me to match J. K. Rowlings on that front. I mean.. There was already all the magic stuff but now apparently she's outed Dumbledore. Awesome!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7053982.stm