Flaming Evil Suck Bunnies!

Gosh darnit! Everything was going good. I was proud of myself that I'd got all my FCTV stuff done, all Peggy's costume stuff, and I was keeping on top of school and all and then some twit hadc to go and stop suddenly in front of the SUV in front of me while GETTING ON A HIGHWAY WITH NO TRAFFIC ON IT and ruin my perfect driving record of 16 years.

So, I wasn't able to stop in time and it was a high shoulder so I couldn't go off the road either. I cracked his tail light and clobbered my driver's side mirror.

But wait, our story gets better. Turns out my license had expired and so, while my car was barely damaged and I was only a block from my house, they TOWED MY CAR. YAY!

So, all that money I didn't have because of the stupid holidays interrupting my work schedule and my tuition being doubled really isn't around. Double-yay! Even better, FC is in like 2 days and I have no car to get to/from the place. Beh. I'm off to the DMV now. Hopefully I can get this mess sorted out and get my car back and hopefully I won't get reamed too badly by the insurance company, and hopefully roses will grow out of my butt because I know none of the rest of this is going to go well. blah.

Suck Bunnies call for Re-enforcements

So, I stand in line for two hours at the DMV. Turns out there's some kind of ticket on my motorcycle from 5 years ago. Goodbye $350. I had to call the court in Santa Cruz. Of course, that was another half hour on hold, I pay the fine by credit card and violia! No money AND no DMV because they won't clear it for 24 hours. So I get to go waste ANOTHER couple of hours at the DMV tomorrow.

In the meanwhile:

http://www.craigslist.org/sby/mcy/55408877.html

goodbye, Ralph.

Edit: Oh yeah, did I mention I went to replace the tube on my bike, got the tire off, and discovered that the wrong type of tube was packed in the box I'd bought and so I had to ride Stacey's bike. Ugh. Ohwell. I got a 1/2 mile walk and a 3 mile bicycle ride in today. Probably needed the exercise.

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So... Tuition is due tomorrow and I'll have to go stand in line. Also, I need to come up with two hudred dollars.

Called my boss. there was already a plan in place for cash advance this month (because our pay schedule gets screwed up for January because of the stupid f***ing holidays)

But... He wasn't in and I haven't been able to get him. *sigh* So I guess I won't be taking any classes this quarter. :/

I'll go to the school tomorrow and see if I can't get an extension but I'm skeptical.

Kornvenshion

Since everyone says this is manditory and there's already people being witty and I'm intoxicated (But not legally drunk in California according to the drivers guide although I'd NEVER drive in this condition) I'm... Err. Where was I? Right. Underpants. I have them. They're clean. Stacey did laundry yesterday. I got the car back but now can't affrod tuition. A frod? I don't know what a frod is. Anyhow... Did I mention I've drank 3 guiness. I've never drank more than one guinness in an evening. I feel like I've swallowed a log. A tasty tree log, not e, nor those things in the bathroom.

Um. Oh yeah. THe cornvention. I like corn. Umm. My hai ;oi AAAAAAAH! I pressed the special mac key and all my windows disappeared. o_O Um. Corn. Um. Corn is tasty but never buy safeway popcorn kernels. THey always taste stale.
Um. I've got shiny metal giggles. *giggles* googles. GOGGLES! I wear them on my head. Um. I played BoomBOTS. No. That's not right BOOOOOOOOOMbots! That's better! I was a pretty mantis. Oum... Preying Mantis. Freudian slip? Freud is hard to type while drink. (Not tip) Um.... Goggles! Wool overcoat! Brown hair! (Not brownian hair) and I like cheese. I don't know if I mentioned that earlier but I ate some really stinky cheese before I went to the DMV just because I knew they'd be jerks and I cheesed them.

Yay! I got interrupted by hugs! I like hugs! Chirik gae me hugs! Life is good! (Despite my anus bleeding from today!)

So. I wear goggles and a wool overcoat and I'm a girl. That helps. Um. I'm about 5'9" unless I wear platform heels in which case I'm like 6 feet tall and tromple you all like godzilla on Tokyo! MUWAHAHAHA! Um. But dont' limbbo dance in heels. I did that last year and I think I sprained something. heehee. I limbo-danced under the tail of some weird costume and got lotsa people to join in the limbodancing! Is that awsome or what?


Brown hair, glass, goggles, bloodshot eyes, wool tweed coat (unless I'm wearing something else but U'll write about that later.
Umm. Pants! I will be wearing pants! Unless I wear a skirt but I'm not so much for the girlygirl thing so probably pants.

Oooh. I do have some fishnets though. I should wear those! I like fish. So tasty. Especially salmon althgough I like halibut and cod and anchovies and grunion. Heehee. Grunion! Best name ever!

Um. So.; Possibly fishnets but probably not wearing any fish because there's only a hottub.
I suppose I could get a fanboy snagged in my fishnet but that'd be weird. Okay. So, fishnets and maybe a fanboy but only if they're in season and in fashion. Maybe pants but probably not pants and fishnets.

That's all you're getting for now!

-me